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Read This Herpes STD Personal Experience StoryTesting At-Home or A Lab Near YouDepressed about Herpes?I think everyone gets depressed when they first learn they have herpes. I know that I did. It was going on 20 years ago for me, and since then I have learned how to get over depression regarding herpes. I have also learned how to never have an outbreak, which is a big factor of course. (How you

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Add yet another male healthy benefit from regular exercise and physical fitness!In a study published August 5 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine doctors revealed that even a small amount of weight loss can lead to an improvement in erectile dysfunction in males. While there are many effective medications on the market that can treat erectile dysfunction, for obese men with type II diabetes

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Strategies to Combat Stress-Related Erectile DysfunctionTaking extra shifts at work, working longer hours, promotions, and there’s no doubt, you’re stressed to your outer limits. It doesn’t take a psychology degree to know that the rest of your life starts to suffer. You forgot to go to Johnny’s baseball game, you couldn’t make it to hang out with your friends after leaving the office, and your

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Penis Cancer: The Cancer that No One Wants to Talk AboutA verdict was finally announced in the trial of the doctor who removed a Kentucky man’s penis during a routine circumcision and many are left wondering just how common penis cancer is and what kind of screening is available so that they do not have to worry about finding themselves in a similar situation.When Phillip Seaton checked in for a

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Dear readers, after three years roaming the hallowed halls of 720 California, Potty Blogger is clocking out and moving on to a new place of employment. It has been a privilege to serve you during this time. This blog has pointed out the obvious, introduced new vocabulary, helped reduced the volume of stall emailing, and even inspired pilgrims to make the journey to our fair headquarters. But most

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Luxury has arrived at 720 California and of course its first stop is Fourth Floor Men’s Room.When you think about it, it’s kind of amazing that the baby-like skin of executive hands was ever subjected to the coarse and clumsy paper towel. But now that has been remedied once and for all with the installation of the Dyson Airblade.Plan a field trip to fourth floor. Snap a picture of the amazing

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As awareness of low testosterone grows, more and more men are asking their doctors about testosterone replacement therapy (TRT). However, doctors still worry about the ongoing safety debate surrounding the effects of testosterone administration on cardiovascular health.A new study published this month in the Journal of Sexual Medicine further demonstrates the safety of TRT. The findings suggest

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At-Home Tests Call 866-568-8945The CDC reports that more than 16 percent of the U.S. population has genital herpes. A 2008 study found that one in four teenage girls has an STD. And about 2.8 million Chlamydia infections hit Americans each year.Part of the reason those numbers are so high may be that people are still uncomfortable with STD testing. After all, going to the doctor for an STD test

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Thanks to the STD testing resources available online finding out whether you have it can be quick, inexpensive, anonymous and FDA certified.What do sex and a day at the beach have in common? If you don’t use protection, you could get burned. Of course, treatment for STDs is generally a lot more effective and a lot less slimy than rubbing aloe all over your skin.Read on for more on what you should

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Just received the following email: "Inconceivable crime scene, handi stall on 4."I grabbed my reporter's notebook and headed in.It appears that a turd crawled out of the penthouse bowl (leaving half of its body wedged under seat, it's "legs" dangling off the edge of the bowl) then dropped to the floor, scooted across the tile into the Peter Brady stall, shimmied up the edge of that bowl and then

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First floor men’s room is a hit-or-miss proposition. Steps from the lobby, it’s usually in pretty good shape since it has that “we want to make a good impression on our guests” thing going for it.But it’s also the bathroom of choice for nervous-tummy job applicants. And the pre-interview deuce is not a friendly deuce.Yesterday, the first floor penthouse stall provided a strange glimpse at one

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The poopers on four are not going down without a fight.It’s almost as if somebody read our last blog entry about third floor and E-level vying for the title of “most vile” and decided that fourth floor, as the namesake of this blog, needed to get back into the mix.Yesterday, they did so in a big way.It started when a co-worker appeared at my office door, his face ashen and his voice shaky.“Have

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Given the number of new employees at 720 California and the corresponding increase in readership, the staff here would like to address a common misconception about this blog.This blog is NOT just about what happens in the fourth floor men’s room. Nay, this blog embraces the culture of ALL the restrooms at 720 California. It’s a state of mind rather than a destination.In fact, if the international

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* Thanks to the mobile phone force member who texted Potty Blogger to let him know that a pair of dirty bike shorts were on the floor of the fourth floor men's room. (The tag in said shorts says "child's medium," suggesting that they belong to a certain partner whose name is on the building.)* The big stall? You can call it "corner office" if you'd like, but we refer to it as "the penthouse" on

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Men’s Sexual Health Today, by Lisa Laba Sarkis.Male sexual health is often a difficult topic. A lot of guys struggle with sexual health and are embarrassed to open up to seek help and support with a professional.Common men's sexual health issues include: erectile dysfunction or impotence, performance anxiety, delayed ejaculation, premature ejaculation, low sexual desire or low libido and sexual

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Here at 720 California, certain toilets on certain floors have long had difficulty digesting a full “meal.” But with a recent hiring explosion, something has happened to the water pressure in the building. When you add another 200 poopers into the mix, even the most robust plumbing system is bound to shudder under new demands.As a result, the toilets in the stalls have developed a new coping

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The struggle over bathroom soundtrack etiquette is well documented on this blog. Out of respect for your co-workers, do you clench and try to minimize the amount of butt music during a #2 session? Or do you let fly, believing that you are entitled to anally whistle any tune you’d like during your time in the saddle?It is, as they say, a personal decision.But one thing that we can all agree on—the

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Condom Erectile Aid, STD Protection And PreventionDespite public awareness of the importance of practicing safe sex there is an ongoing reluctance, especially among older generations, to use condoms during intercourse but with a new product about to launch condoms may start appealing to a whole new demographic. Nicknamed the “Viagra condom” Futura Medical’s CSD500 maybe the best thing that’s

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A guide to Male Infertility, problems, possible solutions etc.Sperm Count Testing OnlineWhen people think about fertility problems, they tend to think about women`s issues. However, infertility is not uncommon in men but happily, there tends to be simple ways to overcome most of the causes. Statistics suggest that out of all the couples who have unprotected intercourse over the period of a year,

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For many couples across the UK relationship problems start in the bedroom. Sexual problems between partners can happen at any point in their relationship, especially when one or both of you are stressed or at a time of change. Essentially sex is one of the great rewards of being together, and forms an important part of a relationship. It is, for many, the difference between friendship and a

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Sexual Issues – Is hypnotherapy the answer?Most men will face some form of sexual issue at some point in his life. Sexual difficulties can happen at an early age, after regular sexual satisfaction or develop gradually over time. Sometimes these problems quickly solve themselves, but on other occasions professional help may be needed. It may seem daunting but it is important to rule out any

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Why Can't I Sleep?That depends on a variety of factors really.  Stress is a leading cause of sleepless nights, whether it's  from stress at work, finances, relationships or other issues in your life.  Lifestyle is another reason why men have problems sleeping.  Shift work can take a toll on your body, especially if it your shift work changes from day to night on a regular basis and doesn't give

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Male menopause is something that does exist and while many people may not take this very seriously, there is a lot of research that has been done to explore male menopause further. Male hot flashes are very real and any man that experiences a hot flash will likely never forget it.Many males choose not to talk about hot flash symptoms as this has been something that many people think only women

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Over the years, the men’s restrooms at 720 California have been home to the mysterious (the backpack that was not a backpack), the confusing (where is that guy’s anus?), and the assaultive (a smell you can see.)In this game you can become jaded. There’s a temptation to think that you’ve seen it all.But then, mankind surprises you.Apparently, one of my co-workers can crap out of his wang.That’s

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(NaturalNews) A proposed ballot measure could end the practice of infant male circumcision in San Francisco, Calif., as soon as this fall. The measure, which needs 7,000 local signatures to be included on the November ballot, has sparked some controversy among local circumcision advocates. Proponents of the bill, however, say the procedure provides little to no benefit, and actually increases

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When conducting your #2 business at work, what is the one article of faith? The thing that you can count on unequivocally?Is it, "While I'm sitting here expelling solid waste from my body, I can be reasonably sure that the walls will not open up next to me so that some stranger is eye level with my bare ass cheeks."Well, you would be wrong.Twice. TWICE in the last month, I have been in the

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or else somebody took a dump in the big boy urinal on three.

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Guy's Unfaithful Marital Infidelity In A Sexless MarriagePosted by UghMyLife:My problem is that for the last two months, I've been cheating on my wife. I don't say it with any pride, and I know it's a terrible thing to do. I still love her, and she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me -- but the problem is, our marriage has been almost totally sexless for the last four years. We have

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The Health Check-ups Guys Need To Get This Year!Contribution by Dr. Z, ND It's a new year and the time is upon us to start focusing on one of the most important resolutions you can make: Your health is your wealth!Different age groups of course have different health concerns. Below is a list of health concerns by age group, and steps a guy should be taking NOW to maintain and improve your health

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Happy New Year, dear readers. Sorry for the hiatus. Back in the saddle at 720. Literally.A frightful scene to start the day in the third floor penthouse stall. Usually, an early morning stop in the big boy stall is an unmitigated joy--a freshly cleaned canvas, plenty of room to stretch out, and no waiting.But this morning, a foul stew waited. And while I did not make careful inspection, I would

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Perhaps the findings of a recent study may be surprising to some and yet not shocking at all to others. If you are a male, you may feel relieved by the news or perhaps this just confirms what you have believed all along.In life's later years, men are still very interested in intimate love making. While many want to block the thought of people their grandparents age being intimate, it is happening

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Sexual Experiences, Health, and Attitudes Study Announcement:My name is Lyndsay Foster and I am a clinical psychology graduate student at the University of New Brunswick.  I am conducting a study on how being diagnosed with a STI impacts sexuality and sexual well-being.  I am interested in comparing the sexual well-being of men and women who have been diagnosed with a Sexually Transmitted

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Have you got smooth moves? Every guy could use a few iron-clad tips to smooth the moves... And how smooth is your pick-up technique? The reality is, if you think it's smooth, it probably isn't.Women see through an "act" a mile away -- so pay attention to dating expert John Alanis's winning advice.In the end, the smoothest movers are the guys with the most self-confidence. And the truth is, the

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Is it possible to have a meaningful, fulfilling relationship so long as your partner isn't so hung up about love making performance and so forth that they spoil every encounter?We started off getting closer, and one day my boss called me in his office when we were doing overtime. Knowingly he got close to me, and started getting closer, I was also enjoying as this was the moment I was waiting for

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It’s happened to all of us. You sit down to start your business and find the seat is still warm from the previous occupant. (And not the good kind of warm.)Sure, it’s a little creepy, but you deal. But I had an incident recently that made me realize that a little bit of knowledge changes the whole equation.I was heading into the men’s room and approached the stalls. As I did, a colleague exited

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Everybody knows that having radical prostatectomy for prostate cancer can interfere with sex by causing erectile dysfunction. But is it possible that having the same kind of surgery as a treatment for chronic prostatitis can actually improve sex?Chronic prostatitis is a common and potentially debilitating illness that can cause urinary symptoms, fatigue, pain, and sexual dysfunction. One of its

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I have recently been seeing a guy and he is still a virgin. Whilst messing about, it was evident that he didn't like me touching him down there when making love. He then admitted to never having an orgasm in his life. I found this really hard to understand but apparantly he has never had sex because he has never satisfied himself ever and doesn't have sexual desire or libido to...Continue to 

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The Peter Brady stall on three is out of order, as you can see from the lovely sign posted by a concerned co-worker. (From the looks of it, a copywriter...or the world's worst art director.)THIS is the kind of fellowship we must applaud! Yes, the sign-maker is likely the culprit who "out of ordered" the stall. But he WAS kind enough to alert you before you stepped inside. What makes this even

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Dr Andrew Siegel, MDKegel exercises  are done by both males and females to heighten their intimate love through delivering better pleasure and response. When these exercises are done, men actually are strengthening their pubococcygeus (PC) muscle or the pelvic floor muscle and so that, more blood will flow to his lower pelvic region. After strengthening the PC muscle, the guy will increase his

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I can think of few places LESS sanitary to leave your toothbrush than 720 California's third floor men's room. (On its best days, third floor men's room smells like a urine-soaked foot. And that's immediately AFTER it's been cleaned.)So imagine my surprise when I found a toothbrush sitting on the sink this morning. Ironically, a paper towel was placed underneath as if to protect it from the germs

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The blog used to be THE forum for discussing bathroom issues at 720 California. But readers have grown frustrated. Try as we might, we have been unable to truly influence a change in potty behavior.One employee recently took maters into his own hands and sent the following email to the entire agency:To the 3rd Floor non-flusher(s):You know, it’s everyday now. Can’t use that last stall because you

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I'm not really sure whats going on. We have been happily married for 15 years, but through these years his Libido sex drive and desire to make love has diminished to almost none. I can't remember our last sexual encounter. He has seen a urologist, who prescribed viagra, however he doesn't want to take it. He is usually too tired. He does work a vigorous job, but even on weekends. Is our marriage

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So there I am, sitting in the penthouse stall. (Yes, I’m aware that a large number of postings start this way. There’s no shame in regularity.)The Peter Brady stall was occupied by a fellow traveler, also in mid-business.The door to the restroom opened, a new contestant entered and headed for the stall of last resort. He locked the door and sat. Less than a minute later, he rose, did not flush,

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A regular reader sent this photo to potty blogger with the following subject line: "3rd floor men's room. DE-LUX stall, 2:35 p.m. today"And the message that accompanied the photo: "Victoria's Secret. She's hiding in the toilet seat cover box."Thanks to the mobile phone force for bringing this to our attention. (We're so grateful for the tip, we'll refrain from asking if it would have killed him

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Men, let's review what I like to call "the spectrum of generosity."At one of the spectrum--leaving a magazine in the stall (a respectful distance from the bowl, of course.) This can be a delightful surprise for the next visitor.At the other end of the spectrum--leaving any sort of human remnant in the bowl. This is never a delightful surprise for the next visitor.Also toward the "unwanted" end of

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By Guest: Michelle Sobel, STD Test Express“I’m fine.” “I’ll tough it out.” “I’m sure it’s nothing.” “It’ll go away.” “I don’t have time.”Putting off doctor visits, especially for sexual health issues, is a common practice among men. If you’re a guy who waits until something is seriously wrong before considering a visit, you’re not alone.Continue to post "Why Men Don't Go To The Doctor"...Read

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We all work pretty hard here at 720 California. And space is at a premium. (When you have 500 people doing the work of 700 in a building meant for 300, that’s just the way it is.)But some rules of polite society must be maintained. Recently, a co-worker approached me and said, “I have a photo and a story.”Honestly, nine times out of ten when somebody says, “I have a photo for the potty blog,” it’

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It's a new week. Monday, 8:45 a.m. I walk into the penthouse stall and what do I see? Two fresh rolls of toilet paper.Jackpot! It's a small sign, but one that gives so much hope. It makes you feel like anything is possible. Like I have all the tools I need to do great work. To make a difference. To drop a Monday morning monster.Yes, by 10:30, it will probably all go to hell. And with today being

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A year ago, you could ask anybody at 720 California, "What is the best men's room in the building?" and everybody would give the same response:Second floor.But there were signs that all was not well in paradise.And last July, we went so far as to say, "The king is dead."Now, as further evidence of how the mighty has fallen, desperate patrons of the second floor have taken to posting signs above

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I have returned. Despite my request to potty blog full time, my employer does require me to do actual work from time to time. My travels have kept me away from 720 California for a few weeks, but I'm happy to be back.Not that anything ever really changes in 4th Floor Men's Room. As if to prove that point, a regular reader recently sent me this bit of art that was taped to the wall of the

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Provenge Gets FDA ApprovalThe first therapeutic cancer vaccine, Provenge, has been approved in the U.S. by the FDA. As Dr. Sanjay Gupta tells us, although expensive, it could help those with advanced prostate cancer.More on surviving prostate cancer....

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I have suspected my husband of being unfaithful for quite a while now and I finally got the confirmation that he is definitely cheating on me.I am devastated I would like to teach he and his mistress a lesson. Does anyone out there know of any products on the market that will... The next time he tries to get with his mistress, I'd like for him to have a big surprise.Continue to Unfaithful

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What's up with the frou-frou new urinal cakes?Seems like they'd be better suited for the urinals in the ladies room, don't you think?It's actually a bit distracting to go on something so beautiful. It's like peeing on the sunset. It doesn't feel right.Can we just go back to good old-fashioned, manly BLUE cake?

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This week, a co-worker accused potty blogger of being a turd burglar.There are many definitions, but my accuser’s claim was that on Monday of this week, I entered the third floor men’s room, saw that the penthouse stall was occupied and then slipped into the stall of last resort to conduct my business.That’s right. My crime: making a transaction while a co-worker was in the middle of one

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Most of you, dear readers, are good people. Decent. Hard working. Respectable. (Well...decent and hardworking, anyway.)But some of you are freaks.I know this because some of you send me all sorts of horrible filth. Yes, I do appreciate a good tip about a crime scene here at 720 California. No, I don’t need you to send me an iPhone snap of the two-footer you dropped in the Mission this

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Yesterday, I came across something pretty disturbing.Somebody Big Mac'd in the penthouse stall on third floor and did not remove the burger.(For those of you who may be less familiar with potty parlance, a "Big Mac" is when you make some number two, stand, wipe, drop the TP into the bowl and then realize that you're not quite finished, so you go in for a second session--creating another "patty"

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I know it's confusing, bud. But the nubbin does not go down in the hole. It's blue side up. Gents, please don't try to flip it over right-side up with your stream. Let's leave this job to the professionals.

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Walked into fourth floor men's room yesterday afternoon and found the Big Boss at the big boy urinal.He had one hand on the wheel and was holding a piece of paper in the other hand, which he was reading.That's why his name is on the building, folks.

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A regular reader sent this photo with the following note:"This pen has been on this urinal in the 4th floor men's room for the past 3 days. Why hasn't it been claimed? Why was it left there in the first place? Who the hell knows."Many good questions, dear reader. Perhaps a co-worker has left it there to marinate for a few days and will return to claim it. (Note to self: don't absentmindedly chew

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Yes, it sucks to be at the office on a holiday. But a fellow pooper has made the party more pleasant by leaving his copy of Travel & Leisure next to the toilet in the penthouse stall. And he even left it a respectable distance from the crapper* to make sure that it wasn't tainted by backsplash or dribbles.No, I didn't pick it up. I have too much self-respect for that. But the picture on the cover

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As if there weren’t already plenty that makes third floor men’s room the worst men’s room in the building, it appears that a heretofore unnoticed air vent is belching asbestos into the far right sink.It’s a powdery gray material. I’d almost be willing to guess that it’s dryer lint--but I can’t believe that the dryer in the basement vents out over the third floor men’s room sink. Although, that

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Some 720 California men's room experiences are so searingly painful that it takes several days to find the words to describe them.Last Friday was a bad day for the third floor men's room.Smell is about context. Your brain can handle a horrible odor if it can make sense of it. For example, if you enter a morgue, your brain is ready for the stench of rotting corpse.But when you walk into a men's

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Yesterday, I was luxuriating in the penthouse stall when I heard something that raises an interesting etiquette question.I heard a gentleman enter the men’s room, approach the urinal and begin his business. Another man entered, took a position at the second urinal, and began his work.Then, one of the contestants, released a little toot.It was quickly followed by the second man who contributed his

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I realize that my last call for bathroom improvements fell on deaf ears (I still believe that bidets would do more to improve productivity around here than any other measure) but I have a new thought.Reading lights. Above the toilets.In fourth floor men's room (and restrooms throughout the building) the row of recessed lighting is above the far wall, away from the porcelain perches. It makes it

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Perhaps management should schedule the taco truck visits on a Monday rather than the Friday before a three-day weekend?The smell-ometer has recorded a new "stank parts per million" reading and it seems that somebody left something to marinate for the full 72 hours.I too have a dream...that you people learn how to flush.

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Yes, friends, potty blogger is back in action.Apologies for the long hiatus. I realize that I have not posted since November, but I was traveling and it could not be avoided. And no, I was not (as some readers suggested) fired because I spent more time writing about the crapper than actually working.We all know what a great relief it is to take some time away from the office during the holidays,

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As is probably obvious from the frequency of recent posting, Potty blogger has been traveling for work the last few weeks. And while it's exciting to meet a new toilet on the road, there's nothing like coming home to the warm familiarity of 720 California fourth floor men's room. It was my first stop this morning.She did not disappoint.There was a partially digested deuce waiting for me in the

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720 California has doubled-down on hand sanitizer.While we have established that hand sanitizer is not a substitute for soap and water, the powers-that-be decided to install automatic hand sanitizer dispensers near the door of every restroom in the building. Technology to keep us all clean and safe!The near-door placement means that you can open the door, hold it open with your foot, place your

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You know that gold crown thing that's been hanging out on top of the third floor penthouse toilet for the past month?Earlier this week, it made a break for it.It is no longer sitting on top of the back lip of the toilet, but has scurried into a corner of the penthouse stall. Where it has been sitting for the past three days.When does something actually become "garbage" in a 720 California

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By now, all of us at 720 California are used to the idea that the business chamber may contain an unexpected surprise.But the urinal is a different story.Sure, people drop stuff in there from time to time. But when one finds a substance of an...organic nature, well, that’s news, folks.Several people stopped by potty blogger’s work station today with some version of “Dude, have you seen that thing

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Friday afternoon keg of beer on the loading dock = one colleague spending close to ten minutes at the big boy urinal. Sources tell potty blogger that audio evidence suggests a good three-to-four minute uninterrupted stream. We salute you, urinary wonder.

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Walked into first floor men's room this morning and it smelled like a tire fire. Or rather, it smelled like somebody lit a tire fire, put that tire fire into their anus, let it burn for a while, and then released it into one of the stalls.This is a chronic problem for first floor men's room for one reason: job applicants.A job applicant arrives at our building for a job interview. He takes a seat

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Whoa. Looks like somebody on third floor wasn't too happy about having to work this weekend. Because over the course of 48 hours, he obliterated the big boy urinal cake. (See sad finger nail-sized cake remnant in adjacent photo. That's one small slice o' blue frosting, friends.)Our sources say the cake was intact Friday afternoon. (Hey, we've got to give the Potty Blogger intern something to do.)

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What's wrong with you people?Apparently, the security guard here at 720 California recently turned away several visitors who walked in off the street and asked to be let upstairs so they could see the fourth floor men's room. Yes, this blog recently received some unexpected press and acquired some new fans. But I really don't think you need to plan your family vacation around a visit. It's a

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The other day, I headed in to use the urinal, saw that the big boy was taken and saddled up to the little man.I shot a quick glance to my right to see who was standing next to me and was surprised to find...a spoon sticking out of his mouth.Apparently, he had both hands on the wheel. Considering the alternate places he could have stuck the spoon, I suppose he made the right choice.But how does

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Ten days and counting.That's how long this little do-hickey has been sitting on the back rim of the third floor penthouse toilet.Since this is a location where people like to store their Snapple bottles, at first I thought it was trash--plastic neck sleeve that had been left there. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that it was metal (brass? solid gold?) and thought, "It looks like a small

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This story starts 383 miles from the 4th floor men’s room, occurs in the distant past and reveals the mileage on potty blogger, but there is a point, I promise.Nearly twenty years ago, potty blogger and his girlfriend at the time used to frequent a fast food restaurant by the name of Carl’s Jr. in Marina Del Rey, California. (Potty blogger’s favorite feature of this restaurant was the

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The researchers says, a man can get moody or not interested in having sex with their partner they are used to giving them pleasure only. We can talk about anything, except for his hand stimulating himself and his performance problem during love making with me.Continue to discussion board post...

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The problem is, although I've had regular girlfriends, and even slept with girls but, I've never actually done foreplay teasing before. I have started to see someone and am ready to take the plunge. The problem is she will be fairly experienced don't want her to know, that I've never done feeling her up love making activity before but, don't want to let her down.Continue to How do you do first

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What was this guy doing when he dropped his pen? Where was he holding it? Both hands on the wheel, buddy. Whatever flash of inspiration might hit you during your session, I think you can remember it until you get back to your desk.

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“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.” – John LennonToday, I heard a man make lemonade out of lemons.I was kicking back in the penthouse when I heard somebody enter and head for the urinal. He spent some time there--maybe 30-40 seconds--and then zipped up and headed into the Peter Brady stall to continue his adventure.What happened?Did his wires get crossed? Did his

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“The 4th floor bathroom needs you right now”That, friends, is the subject line of an email that I received yesterday evening.One of the occupational hazards of writing a blog about the men’s room in your building is that, inevitably, some of your co-workers come to regard you as some sort of Bathroom Batman, ready to swoop in and save the day.Don’t get me wrong...I appreciate a good tip. Letters

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Interesting. On Friday, this blog gets a little bit of attention from the mainstream media. On Tuesday, new urinal cakes appear in each of the bathrooms. Coincidence or power of the press?Who cares. It's Christmas in September.And these aren't your plain, budget cake. These have got a fancy white plastic cage around them. (Why is that exactly? What are we protecting the cake from? Are they

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First...Three things that do not go together: 1.) three-day weekend, 2.) letting the janitorial staff take the weekend off, and 3.) selecting that weekend to make repairs to the building’s heating and cooling system.The one stimulus that the 720 California men’s restroom bio-chemical experiment did NOT need? Heat.Those of us who have the pleasure of working here at the office over the holiday

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You have to applaud a co-worker who takes matters into his own hands. Evidence suggests that a gentleman on the fifth floor did just that.In both the penthouse and the Peter Brady stalls, low on the stall walls, are two stick-up air fresheners. As far as I can tell, this is an anomaly unique to the fifth floor men’s room. They are clearly not standard-issue.In other words, at some point in the

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Somebody on fifth floor has been reading his copy of Miss Manners.Did he leave the sports magazine on the floor by the toilet? No. He thoughtfully draped it over the handicap rail, putting it within arm's reach for the next patron.Not only did I get a chance to catch up on pre-season college football, I did it without risking hepatitis.That's how it's done, men.

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I was conducting some business in the penthouse stall the other day when I heard the bathroom door open and somebody walk in. He headed over to the urinal, unzipped and then, let out an enormous sigh:“Urrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..”That was followed by more deep breaths and semi-grunts. Honestly, if I hadn’t been sitting there with my pants around my ankles, I would have thought that I’d stumbled into

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Unless there has been a natural disaster that knocked out the power to your refrigerator so that the only way you can store your milk and keep it from going sour is by tying a string around the carton and gently submerging it into the cool water of your toilet...yes; yes it is.

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