Just received the following email: "Inconceivable crime scene, handi stall on 4."
I grabbed my reporter's notebook and headed in.
It appears that a turd crawled out of the penthouse bowl (leaving half of its body wedged under seat, it's "legs" dangling off the edge of the bowl) then dropped to the floor, scooted across the tile into the Peter Brady stall, shimmied up the edge of that bowl and then dropped itself into the neighboring toilet.
* THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY
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