If I had to send Santa my ideal Christmas wish list...

In no particular order, it would look a little something like this:

1. Gucci by Gucci
2. Nose Devil by Cooperfish (preferably the 10'1'' GC1335)
3. Modern Eagle II by Paul Reed Smith Guitars (Charcoal)
4. Men's Health and GQ Magazine lifetime subscriptions
5. 6.4MP High-Definition Digital Camcorder by Samsung
6. Supermodel X Snowboard by Burton
7. XD Sub-compact by Springfield Armory (.40)
8. All-expenses-paid scuba diving vacation to the Galapagos Islands
9. 2009 V-Rod Muscle by Harley Davidson
10. Megan Fox

And yours would be... ?